Fat People Stories

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A wild fatty fat hambeast appears! Can’t escape!

> Smoking some weed with a friend
> Get invited to a party
> Go over, pretty stoned
> Enter the living room, introduce myself to a circle of people
> A wild hambeast appears!
> Wild hambeast tries to use kiss!
> Wild hambeast missed!

She literally hurled herself after me. I stepped maybe 20 cm back, and due to that she couldn’t grab onto anything. She ended up breaking a glass table with her right hand (cutting it up in the process), and probably broke her left wrist (she screamed like a pig for so long). We called an ambulance and they came and picked her up.

This happened about 20 minutes ago. I am still in shock.

- Anon

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